Wednesday, May 9, 2012

gangsters vs. thugs

Something that really infuriates me is people saying that "yeah I'm such a thug" or "I live the thug life". People who believe they're cool because they're thugs are retarded. Theres a difference between thugs and gangsters. A thug is a terrible human being. Someone with no soul that just seeks to hurt people. Here's an example of a thug...

Thugs dont do much more than shoot people and get shot themselves. They dont accomplish much beyond killing or hurting people. They're just wannabe gangsters. I can't understand why anyone would want to label themselves as a person who kills for the sake of killing...

As for gangsters, a gang is more of an institution. Gangsters are more like businessmen. I prefer to use the term mafia or cartel with real gangs. Their main intention isn't to kill, but to make money in most cases. Al Capone was a real gangster. He controlled the economy and made boatloads of money. Here are some real gangsters:


Gangster music

I'm bored so I'm going to do a link up....
So I was thinking about how much people in america actually know about what it's like to be a latino gangster. I've come to the conclusion that people dont really know how things really are... We dont go around sagging and wearing big white shirts. We dont wear big flashy chains and carry guns in our obscenely low waistband. We are more mafioso than that.... To give you a better idea of who we are, i'm going to share our anthems with you...
All links go to youtube cuz is just awesome like that...
all songs are in spanish and dont ask me for a translation...

Fuego ft. Deevani: Que Buena Tu Ta
This is El Parche's main anthem.

Wisin y Yandel: Abusadora
be happy this one comes with lyrics...

Wisin y Yandel: Ahora Es

Daddy Yankee: Descontrol

Los Generales: Esa mujer es fuego
This is one of the OG tracks from back in the day when we all used to live in the glorious homeland. Es una chimba tan bacana como limoncillo bien fresco.

DJ Chus & Franky Rizardo: Caracoles (Iberican Remix)
This is just on eof the many house tracks we have. Anything from defected records or subliminal sessions with Erick Morillo is generally on our playlists.


when it comes to music, en la mafia we dont listen to all that other crappy rap stuff all those other fools listen to. We have our own thing. We call it reggeaton, salsa, and house. This is what we listen to day in and day out. We dont believe in those junky mainstream rappers. Lil Wayne is dead to us.

Monday, May 7, 2012

a rant on underage drinking....

So the main character in this book thing is like always going around trying to find alcohol and weed. This kid is like in High School so i figuered I'd write a rant about underage drinking.

Kids these days... It's sad how they're spending their weekends getting drunk. 15 year olds are getting wasted to the point that they end up falling all over the place yelling "OMG I...; .. .CANT PUT ...ON MY ..... SHOES :P...". This generation has associated the idea of having a good time with alcohol consuption. I walk around school and hear people talking about their plans for pre and after prom parties. Every other person is asking if there is going to be alcohol involved... I sit there with my poker face on with the words "you @#$%## idiot" running through my head. I have a feeling that modern media (Cough* Jersey Shore Cough*) has brainwashed juveniles into believing that you have to be wasted out of your mind to the point that you dont remember the previous twelve hours in order to enjoy yourself. It's just sad. There is plenty of time to do that crap later in life. I love how teens are so willing to risk their life to get a little "buzzed". I guarantee you that I'll be having more fun remebering my un-obscured memories of fun times with friends while you pick your slobbery, messed up self out of the ditch you landed in after downing that botle of Bacardi... It's not worth getting drunk because you want to have fun. I assure you that you can enjoy yourself just as much, if not more while sober. For those of you who think you are cool because you go to the club and drink like a waterbuffalo are funking retards. I've worked at one of the best nightclubs in the world, and i assure you that you have to be sober to enter, and the moment you get tipsy, security kicks you out. for those of you who think you're talented because you can down four jager bombs in a minute or so are losers, because I'm sure i can drink more than you anyday. Getting drunk is for losers. You gotta have a bit more class than that...

Now dont think I'm trying to keep you from getting drunk. Alcohol poisoning is a viable form of natural selection... just remember that...

I'm tired of rambling now, so here's a few memes for you to enjoy...